Gray Matter Wolf
Siren
Siren sat and looked at her loaf of stale Wonder bread. It was a while since she'd gone to the grocer. The denizens of hell seemed awfully chatty as she rounded a corner of the dimly lit caveway into a larger cavern that held their Costco.
"We want to see the movie premiere at the back." A tiger yelled donning a revealing maid outfit.
"Fir, yelling isn't gonna be any use. You have to get your boss out here...ya' know. That Wendigo fella'" A large black wolf tried to persuade to the chubby tiger.
Siren could see Fir the Tiger retract and take a large gulp. She was curious so she moved her way through the crowd towards the front Costco worker who was trying to keep everyone from entering.
"Oh, Miss Siren, you are permitted to enter the movie premiere at the back of the Costco." The worker motioned his hand towards the curtain separating the front and the back of the Costco.
"No, I'm just here to get some groceries. It seems unfair that I have the privilege to see this movie premiere and none of these hell denizens are able?"
"Well they are suffering eternal damnation? You are not?"
"What did they do?" Siren was seemingly confused at their predicament.
"Ya know Siren that's not my jurisdiction take it up with Wendigo if you want some answers." The man controlling the crowd replaced the rope creating the barrier with a stanchion.
Lord Loch Ness had not told any of his staff that they had the day off, but for some reason he could not find Wendigo anywhere. He opened up his Google Pixel and gave Wendigo a ring.
"Where do you think you are, you're supposed to be at the foot of the desert basin Mr. Floor Lead" Lord Loch Ness was holding in his temper trying not to pop a blood vessel.
"There's a situation at the Western Exit." Wendigo replied sounding a bit exasperated.