Gray Matter Wolf
Popobawa
Popobawa sighed at his life. Working for Loch Ness was a Major drag. And he couldn't seem to get anything going in his love life.
"Did you know that people actually used to demonize big penises?" Cthulu asked one day inadvertently.
"I neither know nor care Cthulu. I'm just trying to live my life"
"No really? I think that's why you're having problems finding a mate." Cthulu was trying to be deep today or something.
"Cthulu I really don't want to hear it today I'm already feeling like shit."
"The ancient greeks believed that big penises made individuals more hornier and demons of society."
"Cthulu shut up! I haven't had sex in 3 months! Frustrated can't even describe how I feel."
"I'm just saying...maybe your dates think you're like stupid or a horndog..."
Popo "that was his nickname" had been pretty much striking zero with every guy and girl he'd tried to get it in with. Maybe Cthulu had a point. People were just intimidated by him or something. Not the vibe.
"Would you have sex with me?" Popo asked Cthulu.
"Seeing the size of that thing? Gawd no..."
"Wow"
"I'm telling you, you should try being nicer, and then people could like you for your personality." Cthulu leaned against a stalagmite. Water was dripping from the ceiling and the boiling lava broiled in the corner of their office.
Popobawa gritted his teeth and glared at Cthulu. "I H A V E A G R E A T P E R S O N A L I T Y."
"Hard to tell with your 'Attitude'" Cthulu sipped on his milkshake.
"I don't have an attitude I'm just tired and overworked. And if you were overworked you'd be the same way"
"Yea sure" Cthulu walked back to his hole. Punching numbers into his computers was boring but Popo never wore clothes and it was making it awkward seeing his huge schlong.